Shit bitch you is fine

Once again, this super romantic couple was sick on Valentine's Day. No kissy kissy smoochie smoochie. Just a TON of Russell Stovers from my students and two mid week sick days. I do wish I got a teddy bear holding a red plush heart, though. Not just any teddy bear. I want a gigantic shit bitch bear.
See below:

God Bless the Lower East Side. Shit Bitch Bears are displayed on Clinton Street, nestled between some fancy bottled hibiscus water store and a spanish dry cleaners.


P.S. Zach, I don't think your love is lame. I'm quite fond of it :)

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign!

This either means the joke is over, or this is
the coolest kitchen supply store ever.

Grammar is a bitch. 

Energy juice targeted at kids for consumption IN SCHOOL!
This is the work of the devil.

Not sure why...

I wonder what this table was like under old management.
Probably pretty similar.

Who is to say what's reasonable? A pint glass of Makers?
A manhattan? Rail vodka?

One of these adjectives is not like the others:
Elegant, provocative, latex

You go ahead with your bad self, Hawaii.
I'm all for day drinking, too. 

I first thought this was an anti-smog ad. 

Fair enough.

Denver love/hates exercise groups

And now for the cherry on top: